The Quibbler Volume 1 | Page 7

I'm planning an expedition to look for the elusive Crumple-Horned Snorkack, but I need some tips! Are there any known ways of attracting them?

Katherine Ah, so you’re planning an expedition! I congratulate you on your interest in the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. There are few ways of attracting them. Most sightings have been in Sweden, so I recommend you start your search there. If you hear a faint grunting, grunt softly back. If they are not afraid of you, then they will come out and say hello. You can recognize the Crumple-Horned Snorkack by their spiraling horns. According to several reliable sources they have long, thick, brown fur. Other sources confirm that the Crumple-Horned Snorkack has small purple ears. They also have a liking for beef, so always keep some handy during your expedition. Do not carry any weapons of any sorts (meaning your wand) when you are on your expedition. The Crumple-Horned Snorkack will assume you are after its horns. I hope you succeed in finding this creature. If you take any pictures the Quibbler would- love to see them!

-Elisabeth