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crumple horn snorkacks:

AND SLAYERS?

Snorkack slayers annual animagus show' On Friday 29th March 2013, I, Lilliana Lovegood was searching in the Crubonian Woods (searching for Crumple-horned Snorkacks as it happens), and notices a pack of mice playing various instruments. I knew at once that these creatures were animagus'. A large banner was present, reading 'Easter animagus party' however, I knew better. This was none other than the illegal 'Snorkack Slayers annual Animagus show'. The Snorcack Slayers are a group of dark wizards who are known for viciously killing/slaying numerous magical, powerful creatures, such as the Crumple-horned Snorkack itself, and also Nargles, Aquavirius Maggots, the Blibbering Humdinger, Heliopaths and Moon Frogs. The blood and/or venom of ese animals is very powerful, particularly to animagus', as it gives the animagus more talents than it may have had as a human (because most animals are smarter than humans).On the 'Snorkack slayers annual Animagus show' these animagus' will show their 'talents' that they have gained. These talents mainly include instrumental talent, sporting talent, and appearance change. These are arranged into competitions, of which the cover names are 'Spring animagus Olympics' and 'Animagus beauty competition'. I believe I may have witnessed the grand ceremony. (Orchestras and instrumentals) The most evil of the animagus is named Eramio Rustol (see beside) he was once the greatest dark wizard in the world.