The Portal December 2015 | Page 4

THE P RTAL December 2015 Joanna Bogle says Who wants them? As you get older, clichés become more irritating. “Oooh, children today don’t know anything about Christianity. Have you heard about the child who …said that Christmas marked the annual birthday of Santa Claus?” … asked in a jeweller’s shop why the cross had a little man on it?” … thought the name Jesus was just a swear-word?” Auntie Jo a n Ditch the clichés Page 4 na Liverpool, Yorkshire and Somerset taking part. The project involves inviting pupils to copy out the Lord’s Prayer in good handwriting and decorate it, and to answer some simple questions to set it in context and show some understanding of it. wri tes Want to know more? Contact me at auntiejoanna@ portalmag.co.uk What is LOGS up to? Yes, I’ve heard all about them and I don’t mind the stories being repeated – (the jeweller’s shop one crops up again and again; can there really be that many children asking that question?) - so much as I mind the shrugged shoulders, the “Oh, well, it’s the times we live in...” that follows. Then the clichés: “You can’t do anything about it, really.”  “Well, when I was young we were taught all about that at school”. And, among Catholics, “If you ask me, it’s all the fault of the Bishops.”  I once attended a talk on improving communication – not because I particularly wanted to do so, but because I was covering it for a newspaper. A lot of it was rather silly, or too obvious to bear repeating, but one thing stayed in my mind: every complaint should come with a recommendation. I would add: and a commitment to some personal action. Thus:  “This office is untidy. We should clean it up. I will start with my desk.” So – with reference to the “Oooh, children today...” remark above, here’s a recommendation: children in Britain should be taught the Lord’s Prayer. And here’s the commitment:  a number of Ordinariate groups are teaming up with other people in various parts of the country to make it happen. So far, plans for 2016 will see schools in London, Kent, Coventry, Surrey, Lancashire, Greater Manchester, contents page As you read this, the Ladies Ordinariate Group will be involved in its now traditional carol singing at London Bridge station during the London rush-hour. The acoustics are great, and people seem to like our efforts – last year some passengers came to join us, and one lady gave us an enormous bouquet of flowers!  The coming year looks set to be a busy one for the LOGS. Things start with a talk from Benedict Rogers of Christian Solidarity Worldwide at our January meeting: all welcome, 6.30pm, Parish Room, 22 Redcross Way London SE1 1TA ... nearest Tube: London Bridge.  During the year we’ve got a pilgrimage, educational projects, and our programme of talks. We don’t think LOGS should be London-based and would like to team up with Ordinariate ladies nationwide to plan something biggish.  Interested? Contact me at [email protected]