THE POLITICIAN COLOURED NOVEMBER 2013 | Page 29

BY PAUL OKADE Jr Very few first Ladies of this great nation of ours have been as maligned, ridiculed, insulted and disrespected as much as our current first lady. They have insulted her with adjectives that I cannot even bring myself to repeat on this medium. The most hurtful for me as a proud Nigerian was when the first lady began to endure insults because of her command of the English language. And when you consider the fact that the majority of these insults came from her fellow Nigerians both at home and in the Diaspora, it was even more disheartening. Who amongst us has not erred be it unintention- ally at some point or another in either written or spoken English? Even the so called custodians of the language have made statements that would cause their ancestors bones to rattle in their graves and shriek with horror and sheer disbelief at their misuse of the English language. For example, President George W Bush, the last Republican president of the United States of America made the following statements; • The German asparagus “are” fabulous • I thank the diplomatic corps, who “is” here as well. March 12 2008 • And they have no “disregard” for human life. July 15 2008 • Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and “persecuted”. September 19 2008 Sarah Palin, a Republican Governor and one time Republican vice presidential candidate in the 2008 presidential elections made the following statements • I love “that” smell of the emissions. May 29 2011 • But obviously we’ve got to stand with our “North” Korean allies. Nov 24 2010 • John McCain and I “we” love you and thank 23 you for spending a few minutes to talk to “me” President Barack Obama, a man who is loved by so many Nigerians despite the fact that since his inauguration as President of the United States of America in January 2009, has not even bothered to come to Nigeria even once. Nigeria, the nation which up until recently was supplying almost 25% of his nations crude oil needs. Such is life. Some people don’t want you, but are only interested in what you have. It’s analogous to what happens in the lives of so many beautiful women. Men are only interested in their beauty and in the shape of their bodies, but the real inner person (their emotions, spirituality, aspirations, world view etc) is of no interest to them. So when a Man tells her that he loves her so much, what he’s probably talking about is the “physical” part of her and nothing else. Now you can understand why they’re so many beautiful women in the world who are divorcees today. The man married her because of her physical appearance, but after the wedding day he began to notice the other side of her being (her character, attitude etc) and then realized that he wasn’t as “in love” with her as he had previously thought. Anyway, back to Barack Obama, a graduate of the “humanly” prestigious Harvard Law School made the following statements; • The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings and “inefficiencies” to our healthcare system. July 20 2009 • The Middle East is obviously an “issue” that has plagued the “region” for centuries. January 2010 • Let me be absolutely clear, Israel has been a strong friend of “Israels”. It will be a strong friend of “Israels” under a McCain administration and it will be a strong friend of “Israels” under an Obama administration, so that policy isn’t going to change. July 22 2008