In This Issue
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Music, ?lm & theatre
21
A
joke is told about a blind
professor at an institution of
higher learning who possessed
this unique gift of being able,
upon a single sip, to tell what kind of
liquor was contained in any glass anyone
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brought him. He would brag, “Oh that is
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Famous Grouse, its Johnny Walker Blue
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Label, definitely Zambezi Lager.”
odds
This exploit did not go down well
Leroy Gopal continues to rise
with one of his students, Nhamo, who
hatched a plan to challenge his master to
a contest. So one day, Nhamo filled a glass
with ice cold water, took it to his mentor
and challenged him: “Prof, I want us to
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make a deal. If you tell me what liquor
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this is that I have brought you, I will pay
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you $200. But if you fail, you just pay me
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half the amount,” to which the professor
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readily agreed.
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Wasn’t it obvious that he would pocket
Nhamo’s $200, given that not on a single
instance had he failed to hit the nail on
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the head?
Hope & comfort
The prof took a swig of the glass
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contents, consulted his taste buds, but
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