ARTICLE
DIARY OF... CUPID
By Jacob Crawford
Welcome to “Diary of…,” an ongoing series dedicated to giving you a look at SMITE from the minds of its players.
This month we take a look at a Normal game on the Season Two Conquest map--from the eyes of a Duo-lane ADC.
Order
Chaos
ADC: Cupid
ADC: Artemis
Support: Geb
Support: Athena
Mid: Poseidon
Mid: Ra
Solo: Chaac
Solo: Hercules
Jungle: Thor
Jungle: Bastet
[00:45] Man carcass in ditch near outcropping.
work for a day’s pay. Instead they followed in the
Arrow through burst stomach. Minions are afraid
droppings of lechers like Aphrodite and anarchists
of me. They have seen my true face. Geb watching
like Loki and didn’t realize the trail led over to
the carnage. He’s afraid of me, too. Good. Should
another precipice until it was too late. A minion
be. Lanes are extended ditches and the ditches
tells me he didn’t have a choice. He begs like a dog.
are full of blood and when the ditches finally scab
I split his head with an arrow. I put him down.
over, all the vermin in the Jungle will drown. The
accumulated filth of all their carnage will foam
[4:10] I’m hit. Going to base.
up about their waists and all their so-called
gods will look up and shout “Save us!”...and I’ll
look down from a cloud and whisper “No.”
[5:00] Now the whole universe--heavens and
Earth--stands on the brink, staring down into bloody
Hell, and all those brutes and archers and pawns…
[1:30] They had a choice, all of them. They could
all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.
have followed in the footsteps of good men like my
father, Vulcan. A decent man who believed in a day’s
26 The Official SMITE Magazine Issue #15
[6:00] I kill Artemis.
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