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Agony Girl
Nine year old Annabel is
loving the summer and is
constantly playing in the
garden. But she’s still had
time to answer your questions.
We ask her the questions
and these are her answers....
Dear Annabel,
I’ve made a bit of a silly decision just because I was
feeling a bit peevish about things. Now all the others are
laughing at me and calling me names. I could try and take
the decision back but I’m worried that will make things
worse and I’ll look even sillier. What should I do?
Yours sincerely,
The United Kingdom
Take back the decision. That won’t make you look silly as
even if they do laugh at you, you can still be yourself.
Dear Annabel,
I think if people come to our country they should at least
speak the language. Whenever I go to Spain, I just add
the letter ‘o’ onto all of the English words and the Spanish
seem to understand what I’m saying. Why can’t other
people coming to our country do the same? Don’to theyo
knowo howo to speako?
Gavin, Kidlington
That’s just stupid. Bonjour. That’s French. I don’t say that
when I go to France. I speak Disneyland language instead. It
sounds like this ‘I am from Disneyland.’
Dear Annabel,
My husband is really strange. The other day, well it was a
year ago now, he said he was just popping out to get out
some milk but he hasn’t come back yet. He’ll probably be
back in a minute as I know the queues at the garage
can be quite long as the last time it took him six
months, but should I be a bit worried?
Karen, Salisbury
By the time he gets back the milk would have gone
off. My mum thinks daddy is a bit strange. It’s just men.
All men are strange. I don’t think he’ll come back. He
might be dead.
Dear Annabel,
It’s been very hot this summer. What can I do to cool
down?
Steve, Marlborough
Jump in an ice cold bucket full of ice and don’t moan
as we don’t get enough hot weather. At night if you
can’t sleep you might as well stay awake or sleep in
the pool but you might die if you do that.
Write into Annabel at [email protected]
Twisted Peel (twistedpeel.thecomicstrip.org )
By Peter Roy
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