The Observer Issue 13 | Page 4

What about if every department starts are not gimmicks. These are solid and home- s Of false prophecies-and prophets… Morgan Preside ust one e to go ed that mesis – victory it that le with s. ve also . That debate. would ything obody stands unned he had far as id Yes o was Mugabe eleland dering n held . ? Have w,” was on to Nkosi” areas recipe 4 - 16 February 2014 - The Observer B eing a prophet dicey News, the “shock of disposed prophecy has left more than US$2000, when inthe itMinister the him. “You are fact of choice, he is awas job – is it a job by the way the President’s Office in limbo”. is $200 000 per month! People took not. former RBZ governor product.been given about this a leaf fromJust find the money!” gazumped! days. What with – these No date has Because more different prophecies eventuality, which we reaching Gono’ antics of has to chickens are all know as Gideon The moneyremoving come In the Manicaland VIEW hitting us in the face at every corner, mortal humans will happen anyway zeros from our dead currency! but from indeed!! “retirement age” in the From zero to herowhere is the big province, President we are at a loss as to what to believe, at God’s own time. FROM THE asking. fowl prophecyand need to Some will obviously get away Mugabe has to absorb, or what to discard, whatreplaced The run was made in 2013! what to follow! the flavour it, The wish them the best. we disposed if says imbeva as OBSERVATORY beThetoTelescopeofreportone is withallandoverdiamondwhy compani But I feel pity for the two emissaries of “The Man of God”, Now we know how and not make a loss!office some of our fellow the media lamb of the decade! prophets whose prophecies hit the telephoned the President’s citizens have the misappropriation of funds His wall recently.only response at And because of2013, been able to live the life of Bill the end of November The biggest one of course is the where they revealed the prophecy to of funds, on its suddenly go liquidity crunch, the Gates in an economyhaveknees! to the ayes that came Mambo foresaw a huge funeral officials working in the department. one predicting the demise of Our President’s death, according to the cat BITTER got their voices I wonder flooding in: “So let dream prophecy. for the President in the magnitude goodObservatory advises these Dear Leader. The brother also has that scale Mandela. Unlike other prophets, who because the people expect prophets to remain above ZIMBABWEAN But are they remitting an us work comrades play “This death will not result of to of Nelsondown operations totake a leaf from their from poisoning, gun shot, physical Well, the day came and went with peers who do not go out on a limb! it wise by not giving dates nor names Saw this posting on Facebook water. In these difficult times, is there anyone fiscus? No! Biti said so. The it of us.” of characters in their prophecies, strangling basically there will be no prophecy coming true. In fact, Take for example this prophecy the other day: Our government GNU government I can tell you there no lot of sweating out who would to show this one swallowed the bull by the is afoul play and it will be strictly President Mugabe, justaccepthebeing retrenched? To go institutions and local authorities said he w by renowned prophet TB Joshua: natural death,” reads the prophecy. had no fear to the prophecy, flew “This New Year 2014 is not like any are lier! baskets full of rotten of pasture? horns and went for the kill! like home there! Mambo advised the country and to Ethiopia and Malawi during the other year in the past. It is a year of apples. We have been breeding New kid on the block, selfBut vultures in these Apparently cared not are not so cross the bridge, confessed European-based 39-year everyone around the president to time of the prophecy andhis staff crossing bridge. Tokeen on the and rearing why are they so so sile old “man of God” Tichatonga remain calm on the fateful day and a hoot about it. you instead onto faith,” on Looks like Milking retrenchment, preferring need to grab to hand he government institutions. their chickens Any other person would have began. “This is not going to be easy dying cows, the culture of primitive Mambo prophesied that President keep guard around the president so to roost! till things have improved. Mugabe would die peacefully in his that they give the world a proper shrunk into his shell and made last for the mighty. Many of the mighty capital accumulation has gone far No and detrimental Kurembera hakuzi kudona!! (Hanging on is to astronomical wonder current sleepOverhead recently. Presidential happened to the minute prayers! on Monday February 3, 2014. report of what spokesman will fall. Pray for them. The rich, president as per his prophecy. And the other prophet predicted In a post It would have been better had George which went viral on “I suggest that members of the Zimbabwe’s than falling). famous and popular peoplecrossing levels.been starting companies that Charamba who is also a renowned better victory at the just- will fall this 2014 because – many theyEmmerson Munangagwa r the net worldwide and hit news down the Finance portfolio chicken farmer, has revealed that the liquidity headlines, Mambo said his prophecy Zimbabwe National Army, CIO, ended Chan tournament in South the bridge is not going to be easy; may help the country in the long hot! came in a dream and he strongly CID andchickens –maintain a Africa! Well, it’s now water under they need God. Many of them term. The sickening thing is that crunch has hit him –and his the Police must hard. This apparently is the big is their own making to the they open off-shore accounts over believed the dream would come round the clock security around him the bridge I guess!! believe it question that be and Riot Police whole just misrepresentation, gurus be outdone,Ministrygreat in Health areexpertise.” stash the money in other all Not to in the another true. He recently had a to avoid notorder of over their own area of asking. countries of noticed but also of assurance of the According to – or country 100 tonnes Mambo, itthe100kg - for thethe delicacy foreign-based prophet has warned all and sundry, whether yet theHave you no money. that we