Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?
Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O
Teacher: That's not what I taught you.
Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then why do actions speak louder than words?
If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?
Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma!
Punctuation SAVES LIVES!
Jokes Jokes Jokes!
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?
A: A con-tour map.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: What do you call friends who love math?
A: algebros
Q: What did algebra math book say to the other?
A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Q: What is a smart bird favorite type of math?
A: owl-gebra
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: You're pointless!
Q. What shape is usually waiting for you at Starbucks?
A. A line.
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees.
Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: How did the geology student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium deposits?
A: Na
Q: What do you do with a dead geologists?
A: Barium
Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
A: An Algorithm