Just For Fun
Jokes
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Internet: Without me you
are nothing
Electricity: Keep talking
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A Help Desk guy speaking to a user...
Help Desk: Double click on "My Computer".
Lady: I can't see your computer...
Help Desk: No...click on "My Computer" on your computer.
Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?!
Help Desk: There is an icon labeled "My Computer" on your computer...double click on it...
Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
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Funny fact about Google users:
50% of people use Google as a search engine.
The other 50% use Google to check if the internet is connected...
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The Lonely Bird
Nomi Lewkowicz
Chirp
Chirp
I sing
the lonely bird
perched
on the nearby tree
Why do they not listen
to my warnings of rain
and the upcoming
hurricane
They never do
listen to me
the lonely bird
perched on the nearby tree
Never take the time
to stop
and appreciate
what I have seen
and heard
Nature
is full of answers
they never see
Humans
why don't you ever
listen to me
A Message To Our Readers:
Thank you for reading our second issue. In the next issue we are hoping to feature students' artwork and articles. If you would like to see your work published please send your contribution to Gabriella Zilberman, head of the newsletter team, to the following email address: projects9700@gmail.com.
Happy holidays and happy new year!
-Nomi Lewkowicz, this issue's editor
Pic Creds- h10025.www1.hp.com
Riddle of the Month
The Riddle of the Sphinx
Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two
legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
Look for the answer in the next issue.
Last month's riddle: When is 90 greater than 100?
Answer: when both numbers are negative.