The Naked Truth Newsletter October 24th, 2016 | Page 2

Everything You Thought You Knew About Love is Wrong by Aziz Ansari | TIME Magazine My parents had an arranged marriage. This always fascinated me. I am perpetually indecisive about even the most mundane things, and I couldn’t imagine navigating such a huge life decision so quickly. I asked my dad about this experience, and here’s how he described it: he told his parents he was ready to get married, so his family arranged meetings with three neighboring families. The first girl, he said, was “a little too tall,” and the second girl was “a little too short.” Then he met my mom. He quickly deduced that she was the appropriate height (finally!), and they talked for about 30 minutes. They decided it would work. A week later, they were married. And they still are, 35 years later. Happily so—and probably more so than most people I know who had nonarranged marriages. That’s how my dad decided on the person with whom he was going to spend the rest of his life. Let’s look at how I do things, maybe with a slightly less important decision, like the time I had to pick where to eat dinner in Seattle when I was on tour last year. First I texted four friends who travel and eat out a lot and whose judgment I trust. I checked the website Eater for its Heat Map, which includes new, tasty restaurants in the city. Then I checked Yelp. And GQ’s online guide to Seattle. Finally I made my selection: Il Corvo, an Italian place that sounded amazing. Unfortunately, it was closed. (It only served lunch.) At that point I had run out of time because I had a show to do, so I ended up making a peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich on the bus. The stunning fact remained: it was quicker for my dad to find a wife than it ………Read more of TIME magazine’s article on Aziz Ansari at http://time.com/aziz-ansari-modern-romance/ Viva Michelle Obama! There is only one thing for certain about this year’s presidential election. Come January, the White House will be thrown into a conundrum about the position of the First Lady. How to Sell a TV Show to Netflix | INDIEWIRE While the spring of 2015 has been dominated by Netflix releasing high profile series after high profile series, "House of Cards," "Bloodline" and "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt" aren’t the only new shows available now for streaming. "Residue," created by John Harrison, premiered yesterday on Netflix with three 45 minute-long episodes. The genre series, starring "Game of Thrones" notables Natalie Tena and Iwan Rheon, tracks the aftermath of a devastating explosion on the city of London and the government conspiracy that might be concealing the truth. (Netflix users might expect to see it as a recommended pick if they’ve watched a lot of "The X-Files" or other genre programming.) Via both phone and email, Indiewire got a step-by-step breakdown of how "Residue’s" first season landed on the streaming giant, and what might happen next with the series. Step 1: Think Up the Show "Residue" began life as an idea in Harrison’s head. He then brought it to producer Charlotte Walls after a positive experience working with her on the horror film, "Clive Barker’s Book of Blood." "When [‘Book of Blood’] was finished and released, I went back to [Walls] and said, ‘Look, I have another idea that I really want to do and I’m bringing it to you first because I would love to work with you guys,’" he said. And Harrison had a huge amount of material for the idea. "The thing I had envisioned was quite a long story. The movie that I was pitching them was essentially the beginning of the mythology, and with success we would have the opportunity to do more, so television sounded really exciting to me, given how it has evolved over the past several years — the novelization of television. Also, many of the networks are really getting creatively engaged with genre material, which was not always true in the early 2000s and going back." Read more at http://becklerentertainment.com/2016/10/how-to-sell-a-tvshow-to-netflix-indiewire The role of First Lady is one we take for granted. We live in a patriarchal nation (that poses as an enlightened one) and, for two centuries everyone didn’t even bother to assume the candidates would be straight married men, they just knew it. So, since straight men have to be married and have kids to be valid human beings in this country (did I mention that we only pose at being enlightened?), we knew that his wife would be the First Lady, the most important job in the country that gets no pay. But when women finally said, “Enough, already!” we saw the rise of women governors, most of whom were married, and whose husbands became—and this is an actual title—First Gentleman. The first First Gentleman was James E. Ferguson, the husband of Texas governor Miriam A. Ferguson, who served two separate terms in 1925-27, and 1933-35. Let that sink in. Texas, the “everything is bigger” state, which espouses a brand of machismo that, if bottled, could probably outsell iPhones or even Chia Pets, had the first elected woman governor! And during the Depression, when we know a lot of men were already looking for work. Suck on that, Vermont! But wait, there’s more, an incredible synchronicity, in fact. You see, James Ferguson was a governor of Texas before his wife served, but…he was impeached. That means if Hillary Clinton is elected president, both First Gentlemen at the gubernatorial and presidential levels will have formerly held the titles their wives filled, and both were impeached. In Ferguson’s case, he was removed from office for misapplication of funds, and in Clinton’s case, he stayed in office despite a besmirched reputation and befouled blue dress. Read more of The Marcum Blog at https://nakedtruthmagazine.com/2016/10/vivamichelle-obama/