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The Mind Creative Now there was a small problem of getting up because any activity on the mat was clearly out of the question. I had to go on all fours (The word ‘chimp’ flashed upon my inward eye.) got up and chose to spend the rest of the session sitting on a chair. After the mandatory two hours during which I just went through the motions, I came home. The wife, who was immersed in reading the newspaper, asked me how the session went. I gave a brief description and declared my intention to discontinue. “Well, take a cold shower when you get the urge to be miserable,” she said sagely. Some sage! Illustrations: Avijit Sarkar ennyah.tumblr.com/post/11096884098/6-fertility-yoga-poses Anna Elliott’s Pinterest board: http://www.pinterest.com/iannae/ John Waters’ Pinterest board: http://www.pinterest.com/wartica/benefits-of-yoga-practice/ 26