Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin
Franklin were the singers who signed the
Declaration of Independence…..
Abraham Lincoln became America’s
greatest precedent. Lincoln’s mother died
in infancy and he was born in a log cabin
which he built with his own hands. He
wrote the Gettysburg address while
travelling from Washington to Gettysburg
on the back of an envelope. He also freed
the slaves by signing the Emasculation
Proclamation. Lincoln went to a theatre
and got shot in his seat by one of the
actors in a moving picture show….
Meanwhile in Europe enlightenment was a reasonable time.
Gravity was invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in
the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees…..
Bach was the most famous composer in the world. He was half
German, half Italian and half English. He was very large.
Napoleon was always tense because he had bladder problems. He
wanted an heir to succeed him, but since Josephine was a
baroness, she could not have any children.
The sun never set on the British Empire
because the British Empire is in the east
and the sun sets in the west. Queen
Victoria was the longest queen. She sat
on the thorn for 63 years. Her death was
the fatal event which ended her reign….
The nineteenth century was a time of a
great many thoughts and inventions.
The invention of the steamboat caused
a network of rivers to spring up. Samuel Morse invented a code
of telepathy. Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles
Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species.
Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the
Marx brothers…..”
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