“Ancient Egypt was inhabited
by mummies and they all
wrote in hydraulics. They
lived in the Sarah desert and
travelled by Camelot…….The
pyramids are a range of
mountains between France
and Spain. The Egyptians
built the pyramids in the
shape of a huge triangular
cube……
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were
created from an apple tree.
Pharoah forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without
straw……Afterward Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten
Commandments…..
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. Solomon, one
of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines…
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we
wouldn’t have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of
columns—Corinthian, ironic and dorc—and built the apocalypse…..
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher. They
killed him. He died of an overdose of
wedlock…..
Then came the Middle Ages when everyone
was middle-aged…..King Arthur lived in the
age of shivery with brave knights prancing on
horses and beautiful women…. Joan of Arc
was canonized by Bernard Shaw….In
medieval times most of the people were
alliterate. The greatest verse and some
literature…..Another story was about William
tell, who shot an arrow through an apple
while standing on his son’s head….
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