The Mind Creative MARCH 2015 | Page 23

lest readers desert me. While some foul words (for lack of a better word) have floundered on the bedrock of politeness, the four-letter ‘f’ word has flourished beyond belief. Having all but lost its original meaning, it is now so commonly and frequently used as to have gained acceptability all around. In fact, it may now be regarded as without equal in its versatility and the variety of its usages and meanings. If interested, search on YouTube for “the most versatile word”. For a hilarious version, add the words “Indian teacher”. Language is what people make it and of it. Mind your language all the same. But never mind. If you ever say anything that comes back to haunt you, do what politicians everywhere do all the time: if you can’t deny ever saying what you are said to have said, say that you did not mean to say what you said. Or, if that doesn’t get you out of trouble, just insist that you were quoted out of context! Illustrations: http://www.rightonscv.com/blog/Is-now-the-time-to-adopt-English-asOur-Official-Language/ http://www.thirdyearabroad.com/blog/item/1055-the-linguistcompetition.html 23