The Lion's Pride vol. 4 (June 2015) | Page 56

I was greeted by a tennis ball to the head immediately upon entering the door courtesy of my dive partner, Sean Birdsall, whom all of us just called Birdman. With a modicum of cursing I flung the ball back in his general direction and flopped down on the couch. A few minutes of the usual back and forth previewed half an hour of intense virtual violence wherein we proceeded to mutilate each other relentlessly. When my dive manager emerged from his private cabin, a huge luxury on such a cramped ship, our entire demeanor changed on a dime. We became attentive, quiet, and thoughtful because our boss didn’t have the nickname “Screaming Rhino” for nothing. His name was Walt Edderman and he was a mountain of a man, thick with muscle from years of hard labor, skin leathered and tough, and a temper as short as a freshly mown lawn. What proceeded was a Job Safety Analysis which I had prepared and subsequently delivered, but unlike the general meeting earlier mine was riddled with questions and discussions because as divers we were the one who could die with a simple slip or minor mistake. It wasn’t until we were half way through our required meeting that our fresh rookie, Ben Acker, came crashing into the room moaning some excuse about no one waking him up.