The Landswoman January 1920 | Page 11

January, 1920 THE LANDSWOMA:"oo A Proper Sort o· Lass Be N ancy ES, I'm wa.lkin' out wi' Nanr.y, for I knowcd her durin' days o' war, An' sh€'''i a spankin' lass ; Can 'tend the heifers, milk a cow, An' at a pinch handl(• the plow, Do it all - first rlas~. Y 1 levt>r! there's naught that Xan<:c don't know 'Bout money makin', how to grow Beqt payin' crops-an' finf' At ketchup, }JH:klP~, home-mad(' c-hee~·w, Pres<>rve~, she's wholly good at thf'~e, 8o elde1 bciTy wine. { Lovf'ly! just a~ th(• dawin' light, \Vi' chN'ks like rosy pippins bright Throuuh happiness s<·t fast ; Straight a~ a willar-wand, an' c;pry~ The boys cast many a longin' eye \Vhen :Xance an' I go past. Now Xan's demobb('d we'r<> goin' to werl An· run a little snug homestead On co-operative plan; So hand-in-hand we mean to make Succes~ a certainty, an· tak«· Respect o' every man. The Tractor Plough O:\[E folk~ tlwre at., "ho .:;olemnlv &\O\\ That true Romance is founrl ui follo"ing the plough. Why, th1•n, .scen ting Romance. do they sn Matantly S e.~c h~w it'! If they Inn: ploughw:z o. why clrJn't thoy <'Ome and do it ? But pity the poor Lo.nd Girl. "'hr-n farm er3 (de~ming the plou:zh bu t poorly sped Be hind a poor weak quadru~d). ('loJcly co-operating to di~tract her. Put her to plough behinrl a bnlly tractor! Four furrows li" at her command, four h~\·t"r"' and two hanrl;;: You o;uc'" tho rest! Hrr day ~ are t-.[)(!nt in wea.rine-3 anfl dread. Trying to kc<>p thP thtng hr>m standina on it-.. head. And Qhould her (·,·P~ nnder PH·n momentarilv. • • Perhap3 to watch a (p lirn•l leap from hough w bough. l'erhap:; to trace a rabbit curlding hcfore the plough. Sh,.'ll hear a -,·oiN· ai.>O\*" the tractor''l din. Yelling like in (.Ju..,t a-. thr· scu-rryjnS( r.1bbit .zain- hi~ hurron ) . .. Hi! <;an't yon kc<·p that \\heel in tho hlinkin~ furrow ~ •· Hor hanrl ,pring., leYt•rward with zenlou Yt'f\'f'. Too late ! behind her lie:-. a "'i"kenintr :-wen·c. C:.Od ... pced tht· plough. I would not fnr a th(m and pound dc<'r~· it. Onlv "ugae-.t :;, That tho.,e who think it fun ~hould come n111i try it. ~ N an mean to wear breeches\ for She worn 'em durin' days o' war, An' say she don't feel drest In fal-lals, there ·s no sense in they Allus a floppin' in the 'YaV "' ' 'Sides-tothers suit her best. CLARISSA ALCOCK . • Cosy Corner Chorus (Hvc rue a littlr Fonlson Traetor and a nice fi<•ld t.o plough, Some" ht're with nobody the-re. exit C'very cow. Oivc me a morning in the daylight with tht' cold, • grey Hky abow, And I'll got M dirty ns n mud-lark on th£> l •'ens w1th tho dudt 1 Io,e. D. • l?APWORTH. Hcr1ea and Calvca in Wilts and Devon , 9