The Landswoman December 1918 | Page 30

THE LANDSWOMAN December, 1918 at that - - pastime, potato lifting, every - - girl was only too keen to forget all about her - - job and enjoy herself. As usual, - - old Miss Z. turned up at the last moment and suggested an - - - - evening, but luckily - - Miss X. was present and promptly put her - - foot on any such - - proposal. Everyone was keen to practise the - - glees for our --village concert., but during the - - week the - - rain had come through the - - roof and had a - - effect on our already somewhat - - piano. 1\liss T., however, not to be daunted, produced from her - - breeches pocket her - tuning fork and the fun began." The letter writer now asks the rest of the company, each in turn, tQ give her an adjective, any one they can think of at the moment, and without telling them where or how they fit in, she qufetly writes them, in their order, in the spaces left in the letter. This goes on until the letter is completed and all the spaces filled. The adjectives given, for example, might be as follows:Splendid, rotten, blazing, delightfnl, soothing, boss-eyed, enchanting, antediluvian, uplifting, boisterous, elephant.ine, crushing, bewitching, squawky, curious, balmy, hot, silken, noisy, jumpy, dilapidated, screaming, etc., etc., which wou1d be written in, and the letter will then be read aloud to the Company:" The splendid Land Army Club at rotten Chelmsford met as usual on a blazing Wednesday evening. After a delightful day's work at that soothing pastime, potato lifting, every bosseyed girl was only too keen to forget all about her enchanting job and enjoy herself. As usual, antediluvian Miss Z. turned up at the last moment and suggested an uplifting boisterous evening, but luckily elephantine Miss X. was present and promptly put her crushing foot on '!ny such bewitching proposal. Everyone was keen to practise the squawky glees for our curious village concert, but during the balmy week the hot rain had come through the silken roof and had a noisy effect on our already somewhat jumpy piano. Miss T., however, not to be daunted, produced from her dilapidated breeches pocket her screaming tuning fork, and the fun began " I And so it will, for you cannot imagine, until you have tried it, what deliciously funny resnlts can be got out of this apparently educational pastime I THE EDITOR. Rain JT It's jest as cheap and easy tocomplain ain't no use to grumb H[