The Knicknackery Issue Two - 2014 | Page 16

Charlotte Seley

Attila

I’m gonna beat up Randy Fuller for stealing Warheads

out of my desk for the past four days. I win them

for being good at spelling and I know it's him

because after spelling, I go to math and he sits here,

when I get back, they're gone. Once, my pencil case was unlatched

and the beady unicorn eyes on top said It’s him,

a fleck of wrapper covering its sketched nostrils. Hey Randy,

are you good at spelling? ‘Cause you're D-E-A-D!

I told Joe to tell him to meet me here. Ooooh,

Attila's gonna getcha! He says with sour breath,

Which one? How many girls do you know named Attila?

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