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blower, The Ball Blower Automatic.

This one time The Ball Blower Automatic

needed cleaning and a floor walker washed

it and short circuited the whole damn thing!

They had to go all day without the ball

blower, The Ball Blower Automatic.

These are the sort of things that go on

at the bingo hall, he says. He pauses

and I ask if I've called the right number?

He yells, Bingo before disconnecting.

U.K.: Lambert & Butler

"Telephone Repeater Station."