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by CASEY L. PENN Dealing With Drug- Seeking Patients I “ t’s crazy what some patients will do, don’t you think?” said Julio Olaya, MD, AMS member and anesthesiologist specializing in pain management. “Dealing with pain patients, my goal is to diminish the use of opioids wherever possible while alleviating legitimate pain in patients when I can. Sometimes that’s easier said than done. You don’t know at times who to believe and who not to believe as some patients will lie or fake pain. Some of the performances I’ve seen are worthy of an Oscar. Others are blatantly ridiculous.” Dr. Olaya spoke at length about his experi- ences and went on to relay stories about patients trying to work the system. In one instance at one of the pain management clinics where he works, the plumbing system revealed – eventually – that patients were cheating on drug tests. “The drug screen is helpful as a specific way for us to tell if patients are taking the drugs. If they’re taking them regularly, they should be metabolizing in their urine. If their drug screen is clear, we know they are not taking them. If they’re taking illicit drugs, we can see that also from the drug screen,” he said. Unfortunately, some patients were learn- ing a way around the drug test. “Suddenly, the clinic’s plumbing was backing up. We had to call in a plumber. He found tremendous amounts of condoms in the plumbing system. Investigation revealed that dishonest patients were bringing ‘clean’ urine, whether their own or not, in con- doms. They would keep this in their underwear or somewhere on the body to mimic the body’s natural warmth. They would pour the urine into the container for the drug screen and then drop the empty con- dom into the toilet. To remedy this, we began sending a female or male escort in with the patients to be sure this was not happening.” tion room, the attending physician reviewed the patient chart and ascertained that the patient was not advanced in age and was already taking three Oxycodones per day (90 mg daily). Upon opening the exam room door, the physician noticed the pa- tient clearly grimacing and audibly complaining of pain “all over.” Case #1 – Jekyll & Hyde The attending physician cancelled the prescription before it could be filled and discharged the patient from his clinic. He said, “If I had not gone to the parking lot, the patient would have gotten away with it.” When touched in the self-des- ignated pain area, the patient quickly fell nearly to the floor screaming and exclaiming of great pain. This patient’s chart documented that other therapies had been tried such as steroids and injections. For this reason, the attend- ing physician believed the patient, Other stories from our mem- who requested a fourth pill daily, and bers* involve patients showing a dif- Julio Olaya, MD prescribed it (now up to 120 mg daily). ferent side of themselves beyond the clinic walls, offering to pay cash for pain medica- Shortly after the visit, the attending physician had tions, or far “overselling” their pain levels. Consid- reason to leave the building and walk toward his car. He saw in the distance the patient he had just seen, er the following experiences shared by member “jumping and laughing and crossing from one stop- physicians. light to another.” A middle-aged patient, appearing to be phys- ically fit, visited a pain clinic. The patient was not new to the clinic but was seeing a doctor new to the clinic. As the patient waited in the examina- 104 • THE JOURNAL OF THE ARKANSAS MEDICAL SOCIETY VOLUME 116