The Jester | Page 32

even though nowadays it’s all seated. Some pains decide they have to stand - so everybody has to stand. I remember seeing Paul McCartney at the Kings Dock in Liverpool and getting stuck behind some stupid bastard with his girlfriend waving her arms sitting on his shoulder. Whenever I see some silly cow sitting on her fellah’s shoulder I imagine the 50 yards of people behind who want to rip her head off, because I’ve been there. There was a phase where people lit matches and held them up during the show. Then small cameras. Now telephones and iPads are held aloft to block the sight of short arses like myself! Music is a matter of personal taste and it’s a case of whatever floats your boat. I love guitar rock and my hero is Pete Townshend. I can’t take my eyes off him when he lets rip. Jeff Beck, Dave Gilmour etc. I’ve seen them all. Brilliant! The other day we were out having a drink and in The Cavern watched a local band and the lead singer was an absolutely blistering guitarist, fantastic! My missus,the Lovely Lynne, plays trombone in a Ska band and they’re great to watch and through Lynne who started in Brass bands and Swing orchestras etc. I’ve got into that stuff and even a smattering of classical music... Not too much tho’! She’s played on the stage of The Royal Albert Hall, and fallen off... as did Pete Townshend! Well,it impressed me! Recently I’ve been playing a lot of The Blues, which it must be said, Lynne hates. Music can help your moods. If The Who’s Live At Leeds doesn’t charge your energy levels, nothing will! If I was feeling pissed off I’d always play Quadrophenia - that got me buzzing. There are tons of sounds that have an effect. I like prog rock, saw Peter Gabriel recently. I’ve been listening to the old Genesis stuff. Watched Yes recently, then played The Sex Pistols the following day. Not progressive, but good! I was also playing the soundtracks of some of the John Barry early James Bond films. Helps me feel like 007 when I’m walking the dog - lean, mean and licensed to thrill! We’d like you to develop his na tural potential as a soloist - we’d ha te to see him end up teaching! “His masters Chill -out album” “Why can’t you use the phone like normal people? 32 www.thecartoonistsclub.com