The Howler Issue 3 | Page 59

Making Memories Last… 2016 Edition Tatum Watson Tatum’s favorite memory from 2016 was when she went on a birthday vacation to Disneyland. Best friends Macy, Taylor, and Haven all accompanied her on the journey through “the happiest place on Earth”. Her best memory from that day was riding the Little Mermaid attraction because it was her favorite childhood princess movie. And as the trip came to a close, they made a pitstop at Lagoona Beach to soak up the California sun. Kevin Sorkin Being a Subway employee in Sahuarita, you can experience a lot of different incidents. Kevin will never forget the day when a lady argued with him about turkey vs. chicken. The dialogue reads- Customer: May I please see your turkey. Kevin: *Points* This is our turkey ma’am. Customer: No that’s chicken. Kevin: I’m sorry ma’am, but that is not our chicken. *Points* This over here is our chicken. Customer: No, that is definitely chicken. Kevin: Okay ma'am...would you like to put this “chicken” on your sandwich? Customer: NO! I want turkey. Kevin: But ma’am this IS our turkey. Customer: I told you, that’s chicken! *Storms out of the building* Kevin says he can remember that 2016 memory like it was yesterday.