Awkward Stories
“One day I went to school and packed
tuna in my bag for lunch. Very soon my
whole bag was starting to smell like
tuna. At the end of the day when I was in
the locker room, everyone started
covering their nose and trying to figure
out where the fish smell was coming
from.”
“One time I liked this guy and
on Valentine’s Day I sent him
anonymous flowers. But later
he found out and gave them
back to me. I was so
embarrassed that I started
sobbing.”
“There was this guy I liked, we have
been talking for months. Everyone
around us knew we would become a
thing. Finally I told him that I liked him
and then he became closed off to me.
We haven’t talked since then.”
A man arrived in
a small town on
Friday. He stayed
for two days and
left on Friday. How
is this possible?
His horse's name is
Friday!
“My entire existence”
“Before my soccer
game I noticed that
my ex was there so
when the game
started, I wanted to
impress him so when
I had the ball I tried
to kick it far and
instead I missed it
and fell on my face. “
‘’You miss 100%of
the shots you never
take”
-Wayne Gretzky