The Guiding Light Nov. 2015 - Page 15

The Guiding Light / Nov 2015 15

In Iowa one day, while playing football with a kid, Marco Rubio hit him in the face and knocked him down. As a result, Marco Rubio was immediately signed by the New York Jets.

A company is developing an elevator that can take you into space. Of course, don’t you just hate it when you’re going to Jupiter and someone gets on the elevator and presses Mars?

A study found that many types of head lice have mutated and have now become resistant to over-the-counter treatments. The problem has scientists scratching their heads.

In Florida, a man proposed to his girlfriend in the produce aisle of a Whole Foods Market. He got down on one knee and told her: “This ring cost as much as those organic grapes.”

A new study came out and it claims Washington, D.C. has the worst traffic in the country. Government workers in D.C. spend hours in gridlock, getting nothing done – and then they get in their cars.