The Guiding Light Dec. 2015 - Page 15

The Guiding Light / Dec. 2015 15

One day, many years ago, during my married days, I accidently overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, what’s your name?”

“It’s John and I’m okay thanks,” I replied.

“John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later,” she said.

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and VERY persuasive … I was weak.

“Well, okay,” I finally agreed and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a few restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so, I best go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

“Probably still under the cart” I said.