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Bad bunny ... !!
A woman walks into a vet’s waiting room,
dragging a wet rabbit on a lead. The rabbit does
NOT want to be there!
“Sit, Bunnikins,” she says. Bunnikins glares at her,
and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer’s
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Bunnikins, wet already, squats in the middle of the
room and pees on the floor.
The woman, terribly embarrassed, shouts, “Damn
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Bunnikins wanders over to a Dobermann, bites its
nose and then chases it out of the waiting room.
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