Gardening, anyone …. ??
A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:
“Dear Keith, I have decided to plant some
lettuces in the back garden. When is the best
time to plant them?”
The prisoner, knowing that the prison guards read
all mail, replied in a letter: “Dear Helen,
whatever you do, do not touch the back garden.
That is where I hid all the money.”
A week or so later, he received another letter
from his wife: “Dear Keith, you wouldn’t believe
what happened – some men came to the house
with shovels and dug up all of the back garden!”
The prisoner wrote another letter back: “Dear
Helen, now is the best time to plant the lettuces.”
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“Gee Joe, I’ve been walkin’ all day. Couldn’t
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He had gone about a hundred yards when the
farmer called him back. Exasperated the tourist
returned.
“It will take you about an hour.” said the farmer.
“Gee, thanks Joe. But why didn’t you tell me
that in the first place?”
“Had to see how fast you could walk first,” said
the farmer.
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