Lost in translation!
Yew Tree Cottage, Box Trees Road,
Hockley Heath, Dorridge B94 6EB
A Mexican bandit made a speciality of crossing the
Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks
in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his
capture, and an enterprising Texas Ranger decided
to track him down. After a lengthy search, he
traced the bandit to his favourite cantina, sneaked
up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the
bandit’s head and said: “You’re under arrest. Now
tell me where you hid the loot or I’ll blow your
brains out.”
But the bandit didn’t speak English and the Ranger
didn’t speak Spanish.
Why not invest in a new
driveway or patio to enhance
the appearance and add
value to your property?
As luck would have it, a bilingual lawyer was in
the saloon and translated the Ranger’s message. The
terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the
loot was buried under the oak tree at the back of
the cantina.
“What did he say?” asked the Ranger.
The lawyer replied, “He said, ‘Get lost, Gringo.
You wouldn’t dare shoot me.’”
We pride ourselves on our high
standards of workmanship.
We will beat any like for like genuine
written quote
Block Paving • Tarmacing (red or black)
Patios • Resin Drives • Concrete
Recoloured Brickwork • Slabbing
Gravel • Landscaping • Fencing
Property & Roof Repairs
Driveway Maintenance
(Pressure cleaning & sealing - weed free)
For more info, please contact:
T: 0121 690 2271 T: 01926 940 854
T: 01564 791 228 M: 07875 086 397
E: [email protected]
Blind date … !!
Two women met for a drink. “How was your
blind date?” asked the first woman.
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“Terrible,” replied her friend, “he showed up in a
1932 Rolls-Royce.”
“What’s so terrible about that?” asked the first
woman.
“He was the original owner!”
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