Coffee Break Solutions (page 42)
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The Netherlands
One for the Ladies!
Three women and three men are travelling by
train to the football match.
2. French Open
3. Dog
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket
and watch as the three women buy just one
ticket.
4. Prague
5. Green
6. Chester
7. Football "How are the three of you going to travel on
only one ticket?" asks one of the men.
8. Cricket "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
9. Brazil
They all board the train.
10. Military Intelligence
The three men take their respective seats but all
three women cram into a toilet together and
close the door.
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Shortly after the train has departed, the
conductor comes around collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket,
please."
The door opens just a crack, and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a
clever idea, so after the game, they decide to do
the same thing on the return trip and save some
money.
When they get to the station they buy a single
ticket for the return trip but see, to their
astonishment, that the three women don't buy
any ticket at all!
"How are you going to travel without a ticket?"
says one perplexed man.
"Watch and learn," answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram
themselves into a toilet, and the three women
cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the
women leaves her toilet and walks over to the
toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says,
"Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think
they are smarter than women!!
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