Anything Breakable?
Reverend Mitchell Preaches Forgiveness
The reverend Mitchell’s sermon was based on
forgiveness. He urged the congregation not to harbor
grudges against those who have offended them.
Reverend Mitchell asked everyone to stand. He then said
‘those of you who forgive and forget past grievances
please be seated’. About half of those in the church sat.
The preacher quoted Biblical verses and repeated his
question to those still standing. At this point most sat
down.
He pleaded further for them to follow the Christian way
and one by one they sat down. Just one little old lady
remained standing; ‘Madam’ reverend Mitchell asked
‘why can’t you forgive your enemies?’
‘Because I have none’ she replied.
‘That is remarkable; at your age to have no enemies is
wonderful. To what do you attribute this achievement?
She gave him her best smile and replied, ‘they have all
died!’
Theresa decides to mail the old family Holy
Bible to her brother in Georgia. The postal
worker asks as to whether there is anything
breakable in the package. ‘Only the Ten
Commandments,’ Theresa replies with a
smile.
Board Meeting
‘There will be a meeting of the Board
immediately after the service,’ announced
Reverend Morris.
After the close of the service, the group
gathered at the back of church for the
announced meeting. However, there was a
stranger in their midst. He was a visitor who
had never attended their church before.
‘My friend,’ asked Reverend Morris, ‘did
you understand that this is a meeting of the
Board?’
‘Oh, yes,’ came the rejoinder from the
visitor, ‘and after that sermon, I’m about as
bored as you can get.’
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