The Ghouls' Review Winter 2014 | Page 12

H umpty never felt a thing. The bullet caught him just behind the left ear. He was dead before he hit the floor. Cinderella calmly dismantled her rifle and tidied away the spent cartridge. As the police sirens got closer she melted away through the inquisitive crowd, to her waiting carriage. I’ ve always been here; you just never look hard enough. Sure, you check under your bed before the light goes out, peep inside the wardrobe when you hear a noise — but you never see me. I’m here though. Waiting for that moment. The moment I tell you what I want. T ried telling them I’d been here too long. Been haunting this place for two hundred years. Told them, should’ve been moved on years ago. Trouble was, those inspectors from the Department for Ghouls and Spectres, wouldn’t listen. They failed me. Been downgraded from a ghost to a mere apparition. Bastards!