Imagine if I have "peaked in
campness" now, with so many
years left to live - nightmare!
S
o… So Many Men So
Little Time, we’re getting
a theme here with your
hits - all to do with man
loving, (girl after our
own heart)... So what are
you looking for this time,
someone Macho? Toy Boyish? or
other?
Actually now I'm looking for someone
gorgeous with a big big BIG heart!
Lips that are juicy and chewy, a touch
that is firm but gentle... I'm crazy and
emotional, I need passion, warmth and
soul. I want eyes that I can melt in and
a chest I can lie on and weep on and
sleep on and a body I can feast on.
Forever... Sorry Did I say that out loud?
5/5 She’s an animal. Someone get this
woman a man... Stat!
What’s your feelings about grown
men in Onesies?
Hmmm I actually got to see quite a few
this year and they were men of all
different shapes and sizes. They looked
ridiculous, but comfortable, so it was
kind of sweet really.
4/5 Come on now Sinitta, ridiculous is
the word... Comfortable and fashion
are two words that should never be
heard together... You should know
that!
Do you know what ‘Sounding' is?
NO!
Explain to Sinitta that it involves men’s
bits and a metal rod...
Even with the clues - just NO! No idea!
2/5 The naive mind is a precious place.
Once you’ve seen it - you can’t un-see
it.
Have you ever given or tried to
give fashion advice to Simon
Cowell?
Of course!
3/5 And does he listen? We think you
need to take scissors to his high wasted
jeans and cut cut cut.
What’s the strangest thing you’ve
ever read about yourself?
Oh dear, ok latest one is that Simon has
me gagged so I can't talk about stuff.
How can you GAG THE MOUTH?!!
Anyway, it’s not true, I actually exercise
my own censorships and discretions,
it’s Louis who needs a Gag! And a Bit,
and a Bridle!
6/5 Love that she’s referred to herself
as THE MOUTH. Extra points for the
capitalisation but we’ve deducted some
points for the mental image of Louis in
a gag, bit and bridle.
The biggest pain in the world is…
a) Simon Cowell b) Child birth, or
c) Getting a tropical plant’s leaf
stuck in a place that it shouldn’t
be?
This one’s easy, a Broken Heart. That
thing can just ache and ache and ache
for such a long time, you wonder if you
will EVER be the same again. But
TRUTH is, eventually you will get
better and it will be ok.
4/5 White wine heals