The Gay UK Issue 3 Marriage | Page 29

I had my first relationship with a man. You were having a heart to heart with one of the girls from Girl Thing and you said, you didn’t want people to judge you because they haven’t walked in your shoes. What moment would you want people to walk in? Wow. I wouldn’t want anyone to go through a bad time on my part, but you can have two instances: One is signing a £500,000 deal, buying a house for my parents, feeling absolutely elated. 6 – 7 years later having to borrow 50p to put in the phone box to call the mortgage company to say that you’re going to agree to them to repossess your house- and you have to tell your mum and dad that they can no longer live in the house and be just absolutely pot less. I remember walking around in a circle in Leicester Square thinking: I’ve got to tell my Mum and Dad, who are now in their 60s that they’ve got nowhere to live. From one extreme to the other. How did you deal with that extreme? It was the worst time. It was horrendous. The worst stress ever. And that was the trigger for when I went… You know… Off the rails. How did you get back on track? I think it’s a working progress. I’m not perfect – absolutely not, but keeping going, putting one foot in front of the other. My father’s passed away, but I’m lucky to have his mindset. It was very much the glass is half full. I always had faith it would turn around. I just kept knocking on doors. Keep trying and keep trying… If you were going to write an autobiography what would you call it? I don’t think I’m famous enough to write an autobiography, but I have started writing a book, and the working title at the moment is called: Smashed Hits: Misadventures in Pop. I’m on chapter three at the minute. It’s more memoirs. The first chapter I wrote is called Donatella Nobody… It involved me at Donatella Versaces house in the late 90s in Milan at a party. She was talking to me and an incident took place. She came close to me and whispered in me ear: ‘Don-ta-Tell-a Nobody…’ *Laughs* I remember that party very well, jumping on the bed with Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss… What do you make of Andi Peter’s voiceovers? Slightly annoying… but you can’t not love Andi Peter’s. He’s so nostalgic. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Sometimes I think it’s funny, sometimes I want to punch him in the face! ∎ 29