The Gay UK Issue 3 Marriage | Page 11

If you were going to write an autobiography, what would you call it? My Life In Boys - The Rebecca Chance Story. Really really good body, big cock and knows what to do with it... That'll work... Obvs. 4/5 Since we last spoke the lovely little Tom Daley has come out. Thoughts on that? It's not just that he's out, it's the way he handled it. It's the lack of shame around it. He's such a joyful little creature; he's brought us all a lot of joy, especially Dustin Lance Black (that rather naughty little chicken hawk). What's your favourite phrase? Bitch please. Or No Judgment... Of course I don't mean it... We like a woman that judges people on impossible ever changing, elusive criteria. 3/5 Tom Cruise or Tom Selleck? Tom Selleck... What a stupid question, what is wrong with you people! Oh my god, manly men... Handlebars at the ready! 4/5 Does size matter? Yes. Course it does don't be silly. TGUK: What are we talking about here? RC: I don't know you tell me? I thought we were talking about Martinis! Now Chancey, don’t get coy! 3/5 How many words can you think for the word cock? Well loads but I can't put them in the book... I can't say schlong in the books, I can't say man hammer, because you see you start laughing. I don't want people to laugh at the sex scenes; I want people to be turned on by it. Man Ram... Really it's got to be cock and dick... We know what you mean… 4/5 What makes a person sexy? I just like a man who makes me laugh. (Hysterical giggle). Bullshit. Well I like Jason Momoa from Conan the Barbarian. I'm not very subtle… Tom Selleck… Yes that will work! 5/5 His way of coming out was joyful... How much more lovely could that ❝Really really good body, big cock and knows what to do with it... That'll work...❞ actually. Isn’t that just the most positive thing? Not a single one. Not even in America! In the last book, Andy and Wayne are a mixed race couple - but you don't even think about it... Because you shouldn't and nobody wrote to me about that either. I didn't bang on about it; I just wanted people to absorb it. We absorbed, We re-read, We might have touched ourselves whilst doing both. 5/5 Are you writing a new novel? I'm researching my next, which I'm going to call The Mile High Club. TGUK: Sharp intake of breath Yes exactly... TGUK: We are all over that! One of my best friends is living with an air steward, who is telling me all kinds of stories, like quiff pulling in the galleys. He was saying that when airlines merge, the lower airline’s staff get treated like shit by the bigger airline, so if British Airways was to merge with Ryanair, the Ryanair crew would be treated like shit... Sounds absolutely hilarious. Ms. Rebecca Chance you are a legend. Potentially the gayest nongay we have ever clapped eyes on. 5/5 ∎ Bad Brides, Chance’s scintillating new book is out now have been. Maybe it's something that (name removed for potential legal reasons!) could do... Allegedly... It just gives it some normalcy. It’s kind of what I'm trying to do in my books - a kind of 'Who cares, those scenes are hot...' The fact that you called DLB a Naughty Little Chicken Hawk has topped you as our Fruit Fly of choice. 7/5 Have you ever had complaints about the gay interactions from your readers? Not a single one ever. I am amazed 11