2014
POWWOW
THEGAYUK FEB/MARCH
❝THE POWWOW❞
We asked our readers what was the
most embarrassing or inappropriate
question they’d ever been asked by a
straight person. It seems as though
people are obsessed by who takes it up
the corn-hole*...
MARTIN Via Facebook
Asked by all work mates in a queue if I take it
up the arse
DAN SMITH Newbury
Ain’t you afraid your going to get Aids!! She
was definitely uneducated
JONNY SEVERN Via Facebook
I was getting asked last week in the middle of
the street am I a back door bandit...
JOEY SOLOMAN Via Twitter
At the first dinner with my new boyfriend’s parents,
his sister asked me if I topped or bottomed for her
brother.
JAMES MONROE Via Facebook
So who's the one that takes it in the bedroom
then?
GEORGE GREGORY Via Twitter
Are your clothes for sale, because in my
bedroom they're 100% off.
LULU HOLLYWOOD Via Twitter
There's far too many to mention. My favourite:
“Which ones the man?" My Grandma once
asked my brother if gay men have willies...
MATT Via Facebook
So, have you ever pulled out and poop has went
everywhere? (asked by a rather odd friend).
DHIRESH Via Twitter
Are you the postman or the letterbox? and Are
you the tunnel or the train?
PARRIS PARTHENIOU Via Facebook
I got asked in a Gay Times interview would I
have sex with myself , I was like I dunno..
NEIL ANDERSON Via Facebook
I used to do an LGBT awareness course to 14
year olds who often asked what gay people ate
and what jobs they do. But they're kids. I've had
a 45 year old colleague ask me if gay men ha d
their right ear pierced and if so why did I have
the left one pierced?
If you dressed as a
woman in your
spare time
Whether you take it up the
chuff
Whether Sinitta was
the most important
person in your life
If you had more than 3
Madonna CDs in your
collection
* outstanding euphemism - ED
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