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TECH iPhone 5s is a phone, and I for one hope it stays a phone size! So, I managed to get my sweaty little apple-fan fingers on an iPhone 5S for a test drive. By Chris Jones It’s about blinkin’ time too! Like a lot of people, my time is nearly here for an upgrade of my handset, the new ones are out and I couldn't wait. My trusty 4S is on its last legs, scratched and battle scarred from a life of Facebook, Twitter and blog updates. It needs and deserves a rest. However, and this is a first for me, I was a little let down. I skipped the 5, thinking that as I was tied to a contract, I’d wait and see what was available when my contract finally ended. I think, having read reviews, headlines, seen the ads, lapped up the keynote speeches, I was expecting something radical but didn't get what I wanted. In terms of design, it isn't a major departure of what’s gone before which isn't a bad thing, but it seems that the minor changes in design are changes for changes sake? The split into 5S and 5C doesn't make much sense for me. The garish colours of the 5C don't appeal, and the 5S seems a smidge ’80’s. I have to admit to being a little unsure of the size, it feels like it’s going down the route of others in trying to increase screen size at the sake of portability? It isn't an iPad, mini or otherwise, so please Apple, don't make the 6 any bigger. This 68 The 5S I got to try out was the white screen one, perfect for my stilettos on a Saturday night. It’s nice enough but, and here’s my big issue, the major update from Apple was the iOS, with its overhaul, new fresh looks, new icons, new features - and all these are available on my old handset. THE POSITIVE THE NEGATIVE It’s Sleek It’s Shiny It’s Apple Noting New New charging pin Too big for phone case I have these, I can play with them - and don't need to fork out for a handset that offers nothing else. I really don't care about fingerprint technology - I’ve seen the Man From Uncle (as your dad) and don't really care that much! If my phone is stolen or lost, I can track, wipe and lock it from my iPad or MacBook. If I’m honest, there simply isn't anything radical enough here to make me want to upgrade at a cost. Give me a free handset and I’ll upgrade tomorrow - who wouldn't. I wonder when we’ll get to the point where there isn't anything new they can do with phones? We hear stories about intelligent glass phones, simple screens without cases as the tech is inside the screen. We have Google glasses, so why not glasses that act as a phone as well? We have watches that link to phones, so why not a simple watch that does it alone? Who knows where we’ll end up - maybe by then I’ll be a true grumpy old man and have given up trying to keep up and want a phone that does something radical, like make phone calls? Maybe I’m just too used to Apple breaking rules, creating ground breaking designs, products that change your life - and lately they haven’t done this. Now, they may be consolidating their business, building on what’s gone before and ensuring that Mr Jobs legacy continues with a strong business base, solid products, and worldwide appeal. However, this former garage start-up seems to be more about big business and tying you into its products than innovation and interest. They make more and more upgrades, and make more and more of their older items obsolete in the process and this worries me. £500 for a handset that may be out of date in a year or two - not just in terms of style, but in terms of support for the iOS, makes you think ∎ Our Rating: ★★★ Price: Available on Vodaphone Red 4G Ready for £47 Per month Specifications: iPhone 5S Colours: gold, silver and space grey Size: 16, 32 or 64 GB