The Gay UK Issue 2 : MR GAY UK | Page 34

2014 THEGAYUK FEB/MARCH COFFEE BREAKS Eva Reddy ‘Coffee Breaks’ is a fresh-brewed blend of lesbian erotica. A book full of tips, twists and titters for lesbians to enjoy. From strap-ons to home-waxing, often with hilarious undertones – and sometimes – an unexpected surprise. On offer here, is a tantalisingly funny and yet thought-provoking selection of well-written stories; all having lesbian erotica as their underlying theme. ∎ DO ME Stefan Muller This is a sex guidebook that picks up where the others leave off. It doesn’t just repeat for the hundredth time the same old recipes for how to give a blow job or how to use your fingers in bed; it shows you how to go from the sexual little league to the erotic world series! With the techniques in this book, you’ll amaze any guy, be it a one-night stand or your long-time lover. There’s plenty of lust and desire to be discovered, even in a long-term relationship! Do Me! will take you on a journey of sexual awakening. Whether on your own or together with your partner, you’ll discover a whole new world of erotic adventures and sensual fulfilment. ∎ € 16,95 / US$ 19.99 / £ 12.99 Published by BRUNO GMUNDER 34 GRAND SLAM J. T. Cheyanne I have to admit that the rules of baseball are an anathema to me. I have no idea who does what to whom or where, only a scant knowledge that it’s a little like rounders... with a bigger bat and tighter trousers. I’m not going to spoil the story for you, suffice to say, Spencer is the minor league baseball player with ambition and Brock the audience, after his nephew wins tickets to go see Spencer in action, on the pitch. They meet, fall heavily in love and then the story does something I really love, it shows them dating, not jumping straight into bed, a back seat or handy dark alley. No actual dating. For me, this is what I love! Normal life. ∎ HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET OUT OF THAT ONE AMBROSE? David Moreton Ever seen a book review in 10 words or less? No? Here it is: Like Carry On? Like farce? Love this! There! Never let it be said I didn't rise to a challenge. But, to flesh it out a little (oooh, errr, Missus), this rib achingly funny book from David Moreton is like a gay romp through all those bawdy British comedies I grew up on. Saucy comments via Carry On - check. Rude jokes via On The Buses - check. Double entendres via Nearest & Dearest - check. Right up my street if you’ll forgive me! This book is a gem of a read, taking the reader on a journey as we follow our hero, Alan, through his growing pains, coming out, staying in, cottaging, trading favours for gifts, you name it - it reads like the kind of book Rupert Everett would like to write, but doesn't. At over 3,000 pages, this isn't a light read - and I thank god it’s on e-reader, cant imagine the weight of it as a physical book but would imagine it’d give you a pretty good workout carrying it around! If you are looking for that book to read whilst warming your toes during the long winter nights, do yourself a favour. Ignore those sour-puss, just-sucked-a-lemon, up-yer-bum serious novels that always populate the “high brow” review pages and get this one. It’ll tickle your funny bone, it’ll make you smile, it’ll make you think, it’s the most fun you can have with your clothes on for under a fiver! ∎