2014
INTERVIEW
So tell us what is Major - A) Tom
Daley’s Tan, B) Joey Essex’s Teeth
C) Ann Widdecombe’s Hair.
Elsa: a) Tom Daley's Tan!
Bless him, he seems like a sweet boy. It
must have been a tough decision for him
to come out through the media, I really
wish him all the best.
Irene: b) Joey Essex's Teeth (the teeth of
the whole cast of TOWIE are Major, ha ha
ha! Seems like they all had it done at the
same place. They probably had a great
discount as a group - lol).
THEGAYUK FEB/MARCH
MAJOR
INTERVIEW
she constantly
reinvents
herself. Just
divine. (This is
supposed to be a
secret but we are
working at the
moment with
the legendary
Pete Hammond
creating hits and
recreating some
that you guys are
already familiar
with.)
I've lived in Essex so the bigger the better.
Life as CHAV as ever INIT?
11/10 Amazing
concept and
extra point for
8/10 Well done, gurls, Tom Daley’s tan is the shameless
Major as well as accepting the Chav
Sister plug
within scores you high points. There is no (these two are
prize...
sisters - don’t
you know…)
Finish this powerful gay message...
Have you
I'm spinning around/
heard of
Move outta my way/
Poppers?
I know you're...
Ever tried
them?
Elsa & Irene: I know you're feeling me
cause you like it like this...
Elsa: Sure I
know poppers. Never tried but I've heard
Elsa: Love Kylie, she is a great Icon
of their incredible ability to relax c ertain
muscles ;) ha ha
Irene: Anything for Kylie, I take my hat
off to her... so so inspiring and stunning... Irene: No ... but I will find out!
she is forever young.
8/10 Loving the knowledge and the
7/10 Yes she is “forever young” We pause readiness to try new things - We’re going
and think to wonder why…
to go far…
Kylie's next move should be?
Elsa: I have always wished that Kylie and
Dannii record an album together.
I'm sure it would work - it'd be completely
unexpected, and it'd be a hit.
When 2 sisters are put together on
something, nothing can't stop them:)
Come on it's all about sister, MAJOR!
Irene: That's right sis... so Major...
Kylie's next move could be a duet with
Major perhaps? Why not, Kylie please call
us! I think she is fantastic. I love the way
What 3 things do you have to take
everywhere with you?
Elsa: Lipstick, my Ray Ban Wayfarer
sunglasses and my phone to listen to
music.
Irene: A) My handbag - inseparable - it’s
ready to travel and always got everything I
need to refresh myself. The French call it
"un baise en ville"... Still don't know
why... ;)
B) My car keys (I like to feel independent
and not to worry about transport if no
taxis around).
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