THEGAYUK WINTER 13 /14 Issue 1
How do you feel about men in
Onsies?
I don’t judge people, ever. If that’s
their way and they’re comfy in it. I
wouldn’t find it a turn on, let’s put it
that way.
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Judge ye not ye self be judged or
something like that… Well done
Hel!
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Do you know what Sounding
is?
Sounding or fisting? I know
some other sexual things… (We
tell her about the world of
sounding) Oh My God. Yes! And
then what? Is that like when
people end up in casualty saying,
‘I just happened to sit on a loo
brush, I can’t imagine how this
happened doctor!’ I’ve never
heard of Sounding, but I am
aware that domestic products
can find their way into orifices as
part of life. I never judge.
Have you ever a) Facebook
stalked an ex for 2 hours b) Sat
alone in the dark with a bottle
of red singing along to Celine
Dion c) Destroyed a man's
wardrobe with scissors,
because it seemed the right
thing to do
If you were the PM for the day
what would your first act be?
None. But I did bite a man’s
shoulder once, my variation on c)
What’s the strangest thing
you’ve ever read about
yourself?
Oooo I love this question. That
I’m a supply teacher of comedy.
I find it funny, but in a
masochistic kind of way. I should
probably be alarmed, but I find it
funny.
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Rebuk…reduc… hummm… (She
pauses, choosing her words) Just be
nice.
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Well said.
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Anyone who uses the word
masochistic to describe
themselves is A OK with us.
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What’s the best piece of
advice you’ve ever been
given?
Never go back
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Quite (shuffles nervously
towards the exit…) These things
only happen to “friends”.
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Deep.
What should Cher do next?
Ooo oooo I love Cher, you mean the
Pop Star right? (yes, she of the apex
of gay icon status!) Surprising
people is good, Madonna is the
queen of reinvention as they say, but
I don’t want to see Cher turning into
a Ralph McTell, do you know who
he is? No you