The Gay UK Issue 1 | Page 10

THEGAYUK WINTER 13 /14 Issue 1 How do you feel about men in Onsies? I don’t judge people, ever. If that’s their way and they’re comfy in it. I wouldn’t find it a turn on, let’s put it that way. ! Judge ye not ye self be judged or something like that… Well done Hel! ! Do you know what Sounding is? Sounding or fisting? I know some other sexual things… (We tell her about the world of sounding) Oh My God. Yes! And then what? Is that like when people end up in casualty saying, ‘I just happened to sit on a loo brush, I can’t imagine how this happened doctor!’ I’ve never heard of Sounding, but I am aware that domestic products can find their way into orifices as part of life. I never judge. Have you ever a) Facebook stalked an ex for 2 hours b) Sat alone in the dark with a bottle of red singing along to Celine Dion c) Destroyed a man's wardrobe with scissors, because it seemed the right thing to do If you were the PM for the day what would your first act be? None. But I did bite a man’s shoulder once, my variation on c) What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever read about yourself? Oooo I love this question. That I’m a supply teacher of comedy. I find it funny, but in a masochistic kind of way. I should probably be alarmed, but I find it funny. ! ! Rebuk…reduc… hummm… (She pauses, choosing her words) Just be nice. ! ! Well said. ! Anyone who uses the word masochistic to describe themselves is A OK with us. ! What’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever been given? Never go back ! ! ! Quite (shuffles nervously towards the exit…) These things only happen to “friends”. ! Deep. What should Cher do next? Ooo oooo I love Cher, you mean the Pop Star right? (yes, she of the apex of gay icon status!) Surprising people is good, Madonna is the queen of reinvention as they say, but I don’t want to see Cher turning into a Ralph McTell, do you know who he is? No you