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Diary of an NPC - Fourth Entry
Pokémon - beat up Cher, I
apparently “had” to give him my
money otherwise I’d “faint”...
I was scared, Diary… I still am,
what if Cher doesn’t make it?
DoA+7 Oh, right, Cher was fine. The
hot nurse gave her back to me
right after I finished my last
entry. I asked her out but she
just took my Cher again, put
her on the bleepy machine
and gave her back. Anyway,
I’ve made my way to Viridian
City because I heard the Gym
Leader is hot. Also, I don’t
quite know what a Gym Leader
does. Like a mayor from San
Andreas or a jarl from Skyrim?
Issue 60 • October 2014
DoA+8 -
Well she beat up Cher… I say
‘beat up’ when I really mean
‘Almost downed’! Her Pokémon
were water-type: turns out
fire types like Cher aren’t too
strong against them. So I
went to the Pokémon Center
and Nurse Joy works here
too! I asked her about it, but
again with taking Cher, bleepy
machine, yadda yadda.. Maybe
she’s not into