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SO I BURGLED A SIM..

By Andrew Duncan
So I burgled a Sim the other day - ‘cause that’s my job. I aspired to be
a criminal and it’s not like I can go about murdering people.

S

o anyway, I snuck into
this guy’s house late one

Invited to the scene of the crime?
So I goes around, thinking I’ll nick

whoopie session like I expected
- she really is flirty after all.
Everyone has some fun, drinks,

night when they was asleep,

something small - maybe the phone

see? They woke up an’ called

or microwave - when she’s busy or

dancing and the like. But then

the cops while I was nicking

in another room. I’ve got to earn

something

their telly.. “Bugger!” right?

a living somehow. Anyway, I goes

Usually I’m hauled off-screen

around, right, and from the off she’s

to prison - but this lady Sim came

flirty with me. Right flirty - laughing

up to me an’ I was set free, while

at everything, flicking ‘er hair and

the copper’s back was turned!

that. “Oh” I thinks “She must be into

Sure it was after the cop beat me

bad boys”. So I plays on her guitar

up, but still... Must’ve felt guilty or

and she was really into it. Said she’d

something, I dunno. Next day, this

like to see me again soon, ‘specially

same Sim calls me up - dunno how

odd happens.

if I was gonna keep entertainin’ ‘er.

she got me number. We chatted a

So I spend some time gettin’

bit about the weather an’ stuff, I

to know her, so much she invites

dunno, then she invited me around

me to a party she’s having. I turn

- I’d heard about returning to the

up late with the party in full swing

scene of the crime but blimey…

- an actual party, not a swinger’s

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