Budtender Picks...
MAY Flower Budtender Picks
by Tim Lawrence, AKA Inspector Dank, contributing writer
Farmer G flower Macon, MO.
The adage“ April showers bring May flowers” underscores the importance of April rainfall for the flourishing of flowers in May. Water quality is also crucial in horticulture. During my visits to cultivation facilities, I prioritize understanding the water sourcing, treatment, and irrigation methods. The cannabis plant is particularly dependent on water for essential physiological processes, such as nutrient uptake, photosynthesis, and maintenance of cell structure. Poor water quality can disrupt pH levels or impede nutrient absorption, resulting in stunted growth, reduced yield, plant stress, and the introduction of harmful contaminants that are passed on to consumers. Consequently, clean, well-balanced water is vital to creating an optimal environment for plants to thrive and produce exceptional products, as exemplified in the following budtender picks for May.
Farmer G- MAC – 1g – Cured Crumble
Indica Hybrid- THC: 74 %
During a cannabis event last winter, I was introduced to the Farmer G brand through brand ambassador Lexi, whose passion for her role in the company was evident. Farmer G is a brand dedicated to its founder, Richard Gunnels( Farmer G on left), a legacy farmer residing near Macon, MO, where his family has been farming for over a century. Transitioning into the cannabis industry, Gunnels finds satisfaction in producing products that contribute to individuals’ well-being.
Among the diverse Farmer G offerings, the product that particularly stood out to me was the MAC Cured Crumble from its line of concentrates. This product is extracted and processed similarly to badder but is whipped longer with heat to achieve its distinctive crumbly texture. The MAC lineage is a cross between Alien Cookies, Columbian, and Starfighter, resulting in a smooth blend of subtle floral sweetness and gentle herbal spices, grounded by earthy notes. The primary terpene profile includes b-caryophyllene, a-bisabolol, nerolidol, and linalool, providing a calming, mood-lifting experience with balanced body relaxation and a pleasant euphoric mental shift. I highly recommend exploring the entire range of Farmer G’ s cannabis products. Learn more at https:// agri-genesis. com / farmer-g. Average retail is $ 35.
Kushy Punch – Strawnana Smoothie – 1g- Connect Live Resin Disposable Vape two-pack
Sativa THC: 80.47 % I’ ve always been intrigued by the concept of a truly personalized cannabis experience. Envision a future where a specialized cannabis physician prescribes a unique formulation, which a cannabis compounding pharmacist then prepares by combining cannabinoids, terpenes, flavonoids, and other compounds. While we wait for such innovations, there are already ways to create custom flavors and effects by blending multiple cannabis strains.
The innovation of a disposable vape cartridge that allows for the magnetic connection of multiple vaporizers is not new, yet the system continues to evolve. I recently had the opportunity to experience the Kushy Punch Connect system, which offers remarkable versatility in mixing and matching strains. The live resin 2g vape can be split and reconnected with any of the six available strains, resulting in 64 unique combinations to explore. Kushy utilizes live resin, which enhances flavor and terpene profiles, producing potent, smooth, and flavorful vapes.
16 May 2026