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Budtender Gift Picks for the Holidays by Tim Lawrence, AKA Inspector Dank, contributing writer
Oh, the weather outside is frightful... But the fire is so delightful... And since we’ ve no place to go... Load a bowl, Load a bowl, Load a bowl.
As the holiday season approaches, I have carefully curated a selection of premium cannabis adult stocking stuffers and gifts available in Missouri. Treat yourself to a few of this month’ s exclusive holiday selections. Enjoy!
Escape Artists – Eucalyptus & Lavender Relief Cream
Hybrid – 1250mg THC / 1250mg CBD / 250mg CBG / 250mg CBN –( 2 oz)
The majority of my cannabis use is in the form of topicals, and I have been eagerly anticipating the latest addition to Escape Artists’ lineup. This new release could not have come at a more opportune time, as the holiday season often brings its own set of stresses, aches, and pains.
Parents, you are familiar with the scenario: it’ s late on Christmas Eve, and while one person is preparing the holiday feast, the other is meticulously reviewing the assembly instructions— for the fourth time— about how to assemble the middle child’ s first bicycle. Before beginning, I recommend treating each other to a cannabis-infused cream backrub.
The new Escape Artists Relief Cream is its most potent and premium formula yet, featuring 3,000mg of therapeutic cannabinoids for enhanced benefits. The balanced THC and CBD ratio ensures you receive the maximum advantages of each cannabinoid. This cream can be applied throughout the day and is infused with a 5:1:1:5 ratio blend. The signature Lavender & Eucalyptus essential oil fragrance provides a calming and refreshing experience, leaving your skin soft and revitalized. While cannabis topicals do not produce an intoxicating effect, you may find yourself feeling lighter as your tension dissipates. Apply liberally to the affected area and reapply every two to three hours as needed. Average retail, $ 119.
Learn more at www. letsescape. com.
Peak Pro 3DXL Connected E-Rig by Puffco
What do you get for the cannabis enthusiast who seemingly possesses every conceivable accessory for smoking concentrates? Puffco’ s Peak Pro 3DXL stands as the ultimate choice. Renowned as the pinnacle of hash technology, this premium smart rig consistently delivers exceptional flavor and unmatched performance. Imagine if James Bond were a cannabis aficionado; Q would undoubtedly equip 007 with this sophisticated piece of technology.
Key features include its patented 3DXL chamber, laser-cut perc slots for enhanced
16 December 2025