What is it that the Santa Claus
never loses?
What falls but never hurts
itself?
His weight!
Snow!
What do you get if cross a
snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite!
Why did Santa get a huge bill
for his mobile phone?
Cause he was on a plan of
Pay As You Ho Ho Ho!
What do you call a snowman in
the summer?
A puddle!
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What do you get if you cross
Santa and a detective?
Santa Clues!
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