Humor in Healthcare Technology Management
In the Doctors Ofice
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off,
"Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight."
More jokes from around the world....
Bloody Americans!.....
A tour bus load full of noisy tourists arrives at Runnymede, England.
They gather around the guide who says,
"This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta."
An American man pushing his way to the front of the crowd asks, "When did that happen?"
"1215," answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, "Shoot! Just missed it by a half hour!"