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Ben-Hur in the famous chariot race. Ben-Hur I t was always audacious to remake the 1959 classic film based on General Lew Wallace’s famous novel. To trade on its huge success makes comparisons inevitable however. The main reason this is such a disaster is that director Timur Bekmambetov and his screenwriters haven’t a clue what life was like during this period of history. So they invent situations for the characters which are so preposterous and contrived that they are often comical. The religious aspect seems tacked on for purely commercial considerations and Rodrigo Santoro makes no impression whatsoever as Christ. The film-makers must have hoped that by choosing some aspects from the novel and inventing plenty of others that the mix would somehow come alive. It unfortunately fails miserably as nothing seems authentic save for a sea battle seen from the eyes of a gallery slave, the only convincing episode in it. The chariot race is impressively filmed but there is no build up of tension, and this version of it is also improbable. Some of its aftermath and the film’s climax would have been more appropriate in Monty Python’s Life of Brian. The theme of forgiveness in a region which is still so troubled never seems relevant. This film is supposedly a serious one and cost $100 million to make. It is the story of two brothers, Judah Ben-Hur and Messala, a Roman who is adopted and brought up in the wealthy Ben-Hur household in Jerusalem, then under Roman rule. Messala departs for Rome and returns as the garrison commander under the governorship of Pontius Pilate but much changed. When a Zealot from the Hur residence tries to assassinate Pilate, Judah, who was helping him recover from injuries, is sent to the galleys and his mother and sister imprisoned. He survives and seeks revenge when he drives Sheikh Ilderim’s horses against those of Messala in the symbolically significant chariot race in the Circus. Sheikh Ilderim. Visit The London & UK DatebooK on www.thedatebook.co.uk Jack Huston as Ben-Hur lacks Heston’s integrity and physicality and Toby Kebbell has no stature as Messala. It is truly sad to see Morgan Freeman, a superb actor, in an appallingly silly role as Sheikh Ilderim who is also depicted as some sort of guru. As Esther, Judah’s wife, Nazanin Boniadi, is a nonentity. Pilou Asbæk is terrible as a monstrous Pilate. Its use of CGI is poor, shooting it in 3D is largely irrelevant and the theme song is ghastly. If Charlton Heston was alive he’d turn in his grave at a remake as pathetically inadequate as this. THE LONDON & UK DATEBOOK 31