Crunch crunch . Into the fire . Crunch crunch . To burn out the wasps .
P . T . Corwin uses his training as an actor to read to himself in funny voices . He is proud to say that in secondary school , he read Stephen King so religiously that his teacher had a quiet word with his mother . His stories have been published in Dark Matter Magazine , Schlock Webzine and Constant Readers and are forthcoming in Crow ' s Feet Journal and Schlock Webzine . He celebrates his literary victories on his website at
www . ptcorwin . co . uk and on his Facebook page (@ ptcorwin ).