The Daily Smorgasbord JUN 2014 | Page 15

THE LAST ADVENTURE: A short story   Chell   peered   down   into   the   dark   abyss   of   the   ancient   well.     There   were   no   footholds,   and   certainly   no   ladder.     She   would   have   to   descend   by   rope.     Looking   around,   she  sighed   in   disbelief.    It  couldn’t  be   here.     The   holy   grail,   the   most   sought   after   relic   in   history,   chased   down   through   Europe,   Asia,   and  Africa,   was   sitting  in   a   well   in   the   highlands   of   the   Andes   mountains   in   South   America.     She   eyed   the   design   of   the   well,   the   stones   weren’t   fit   together   very   well,  obviously  older  then  the  common  Incan   architecture   in   these   parts.     She   noticed   the   numerous   chisel   marks   on   rocks.     Strange;   iron  wasn’t  introduced  to  the  Americas  until   the   15th   century.    But   carbon   dating   revealed   that   this   well   was   at   least   two   centuries   older.     Chell   made   sure   her   harness   was   secured   properly,   and   hooked   the  karabiner   of   a   climbing   rope   into   a   stake   she   drilled   into  a  boulder.       “Well…”   Chell   muttered,   “here   goes   nothing.”     She   began   the   slow   descent   into   the   well.     Almost   a   quarter   of   a   mile   down,   much   deeper   than   she   had   anticipated,   her   feet  hit  the  sandy  floor.    She  detached  herself   from  the   rope   and   tugged  it  to  make   sure  it   was   secure.     Flicking   on   her   headlight,   she   looked   around.     These   walls   were   smooth,   cut   right   out   of   solid   stone.     They   were   covered   in   all   sorts   of   writing.     Chell   could   identify   Sanskrit,   Hieroglyphics,   ancient   Arabic,  old  English,  Incan,  Mayan,   Mandarin.     It   has   if  a  thousand   cultures   had  manifested   themselves   here   over   a   thousand   years   ago.     The   round   wall   of   the   well   gave   way   to   a   sloping   corridor   that   slipped   down   further   into   the   void.     She   followed   the   eerie   path   down   to   a   foggy   catacomb.     There   were     several  skeletons  all  along  the  room.       One   wore   a   Norman   maille   Hauberk,   probably   from   the   Holy   Roman   Empire.     One   wore  banded  armor  from  the  Roman  era.    One   dressed   in   Arabian   garb   typical   of   the   Byzantines.     One   wore   traditional   Incan   ceremonial   armor.     They   were   all   neatly   laid   to   rest   on   beds   with   their   weapons   all   clasped   to   their   chest.     All   except   one.     The   last   guardian.     The   one   who  had  no  heir  to  lay   him   to  rest.    He  lay  huddled  in  the  corner,  holding   a  weathered  Spanish  bible.    The  eye  sockets  of   the   skull   seemed   sad,   but   accepting   the   fact   that   there   were   no   more   guardians,   and   the   well  was  merely  a  myth.         Shell  continued  on  to  the  next  room,  a   wet   cave   filled   with   small   waterfalls   and   growing  vines.    On  an  obelisk  in  the  center  of  a   small   pond,   lit   by   a   single   shaft   of   brilliant   light,   was   the   Holy   Grail.     Such   a   humble   vessel,  it   was  dented   and   worn  bronze;   hardly   the   thing   the   son   of   god   would   drink   out   of.     Chell   picked   it   up   carefully.     Fame,   fortune,   history.     None   of   it   seemed   to   matter   any   more.     She   thought   about   the   thousands   of   adventurers   who   had   devoted   their   lives   to   finding  this.    She  thought  about  the  hundreds   who   had   died   in   dark   caves   and   Nazi   camps   trying  to  learn  of  its  existence.         Chell  put  the  grail  back  on  the  pedestal.     If   she   brought   this   chalice   fro