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| Sept 18, 2013

Horoscopes

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The Saber | Columbus State University

Pre-destined by Elaine Hoffmeister
Libra: Your lucky color this week is brown. Brown is the color of chocolate desserts like mousse, soufflé, and molten lava cake. Brown is also the color of cheesecake crust. Did you know that cheesecake is not actually a cake at all? Scorpio: Everything you experience this upcoming month is like an appetizer for the rest of your life: expensive, skimpy on the best bits, and often of unusual flavor. But don’t get too full of disappointment or you won’t have room for the great entrée that follows. Sagittarius:Do you know what the best part of cooking is? Leftovers. Do you know what the best part of leftovers is? The fact that there’s a traditional British dish called bubble and squeak made entirely from vegetable leftovers. Capricorn: You are on the best of all possible paths in life. You are the main course and everyone else is just a cold sandwich compared to you this week. Maximize your luck by complementing yourself with side dishes good positive people. Aquarius: Let me tell you something important. Just like salads can have leaves and nuts and meat and cheese, your life can have all kinds of exciting tidbits. Give yourself something to look forward to – don’t douse yourself in vinaigrette. Pisces: Have you ever thought about what your last meal would consist of? Since I know you’ll never end up in a place where you would need to order it, I suggest you go and get some of it now and enjoy life. Unless it’s something crazy like a jar of pickles. Like wow, go live a little.

Cancer:T to get in touch with your inner ry child by eating something nostalgic for breakfast tomorrow. I’m thinking green eggs and ham will do for starters, but if you’re feeling a second breakfast vibe, swallow your dignity and make yourself a smileyface pancake. Aries: Your lucky number this week is 3. Three is the number of meals in a day and utensils used to eat and tines on forks used in fancy restaurants. Three is also the number of dollars you have to spend on lunch so have fun at the vending machines. Taurus: If you ever encounter my cousin the genie and get your three wishes, I certainly hope you’ll do the right thing and make the noble wish. No, not world peace. I’m talking about equal parking for all. Thanks, and tell Barty I said hi. Gemini: The next time you’re raiding the fridge looking for a midnight snack you’re going to be attacked by a terrifying monster. It’s not my fault that the person living with you looks like that at 3 a.m., ok? You shouldn’t be eating their food in the first place. Leo:In order to give the impression that you’re better than you are you have to be extra fancy this week. I’m talking tea time here. As a respectable person you are expected to participate in morning tea, afternoon tea, and high tea. So hop to it. Virgo: You know that period between breakfast and lunch, when you get hungry at 10 o’clock? Some people might say that it’s normal to get hungry every 3 hours, but the truth is that there are little gremlins in your stomach fighting over scraps. Get your facts straight.

Must do’s for college students
When living with roommates 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Danielle Davis
Office Manager

Always clean behind yourself. Nobody wants to live with a barn animal. Don’t have guests over all day, every day. Sure, you love them, but maybe your roomies don’t. Help out around the dorm/apartment/house. Make a list & assign everyone a task so that things run smoothly. Go to sleep at a decent hour. And if you’re not one for sleeping, try to remember that your roomies might be. DON’T EAT YOUR ROOMIE’S FOOD WITHOUT ASKING. It was worth putting in all caps because it’s the golden rule so live by it.